ditch,

the poetry that matters

Alessandro Porco (b. 1979) is the author of The Jill Kelly Poems (ECW Press, 2005). A second collection of poetry, titled Augustine in Carthage, is forthcoming in the spring of 2008, also from ECW Press. Currently, Porco attends the State University of New York at Buffalo, where he working towards a doctoral dissertation on the subject of Hip-hop poetics. Porco may be found on the web at www.buffalo.edu/~asporco or alessandroporco.blogspot.com.
 
 
 
 
 

  

In Which: A Short Pornographic Novel
(with an Unofficial "Afterword" by Steve McCaffery)

 

CHAPTER I – In Which Our Tale Begins, Its Heroine Enjoying a Meal

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CHAPTER II – In Which Our Heroine Finds Herself in Peril

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CHAPTER III In Which Our Heroine Hides in the Stables for Fear

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CHAPTER IV – In Which Our Resourceful Heroine Befriends Peter, the Stable Boy 

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CHAPTER V In Which Peter Saves Our Heroine From Her Perilous Past

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CHAPTER VIIn Which Heroine Doth Proclaim Her Undying Love

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CHAPTER VII In Which Our Heroine and Peter Live Happily Ever After

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AFTERWORD – by Steve McCaffery

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Chuck Neiderman’s “To His Coy Mistress”
(The Necessary Roughness Remix)

 

     Time timalaya timalina timarooskie
Coy coyalaya coyalina coyarooskie
Lady ladylaya ladylina ladyrooskie
Vegie vegilaya vegilina vegirooskie
Love lovalaya lovalina lovarooskie
Grow growalaya growalina growarooskie
Vast vastalaya vastalina vastarooskie
Slow slowalaya slowalina slowarooskie
Thy thyalaya thyalina thyarooskie
Heart heartalaya heartalina heartarooskie
     Winged wingalaya wingalina wingarooskie
Hurry hurrylaya hurrylina hurryrooskie
Song songalaya songalina songarooskie
Dust dustalaya dustalina dustarooskie
Lust lustalaya lustalina lustarooskie
Grave gravalaya gravalina gravarooskie
     Now nowalaya nowalina nowarooskie
Youth youthfulaya youthfulina youthfulrooskie
Roll rollalaya rollalina rollarooskie
Ball ballalaya ballalina ballarooskie
Life lifalaya lifalina lifarooskie
Sun sunalaya sunalina sunarooskie
Stand standalaya standalina standarooskie
Run runalaya runalina runarooskie

 

 

Mottetti

 

Hello.
Telos. 

*

This is the saddest story.
We took the stairs to a happier one. 

*

Once upon a time.
Once upon a time. 

* 

Mote.
Emote. 

*

She invited me upstairs for coffee.
Res not verba. 

*

Omit.
Obit. 

* 

It was a day like any other.
Other. 

*

Misp
laced. 

*

Challenged to spell
I lost the alphabet. 

*

Little.
A little later. 

*

I am
Things in things.

*

She loves me and he loves me.
A love me knot. 

*

Language.
Gag.

 

 

Threeways

  

Anything Set Goes.
Blasting Enema Workshop.
Converted To Perverted.
Daddy’s Not Home.
Emasculation Festival Fist.
Feed Her Need.
Guzzling Income Potential.
Hot Wet Phonal.
I No Charge.
Jerk Drop Load.
Kneel Before Meal.
Lips Service Rendered.
My Clit Aches.
No Connection Fee.
Orient Down Between.
Paid Subscription Voicings.
Queen Rocks Off.
Rank Your Crank.
Support Our Sperm.
Ticking A Licking.
Unlimited Per Minute.
Voted Wetter Better.
Wrecked Racked Creamed.
Xerox Love Lubidity.
Young Horny Housewives.
Zero Tolerance Production.

 

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